My grandma's bigger than the ocean
My grandma's bigger than any sea
My grandma's bigger than you are
My grandma's so much bigger, yeah bigger than me

And when I take her to a resturaunt
She knows what kind of wine to order with the food
And every time I ask her a question she
Answers, "Do you really wanna move?"

My grandma likes to take me places
My grandma says it's really no big deal
My grandma's like a roller coaster
My grandma's like a great big ferris wheel

And when I take her a resturaunt
She knows the kind of fork for poking at my food
And when she's talking to the waiter she
Never calls him anything but "dude"

And when I take her to a resturaunt
She likes to dance all around the place and I
Get really embarrassed but it's ok
Cause she's my grandma
Hey!

And when I take her to a movie
She likes to mumble all the words out loud
And everybody gets really pissed off but
I can only say it's my grandma
My grandma
My grandma
My grandma
Hey look out!
That's my grandma!